Oct 13, 2024 · Description: SCP-420 is a dirty bottle of [REDACTED]-brand whiskey with no lid; when emptied, a small amount of whiskey-like liquid (SCP-420-1) remains in the bottle, …

Jul 31, 2023 · Note: Animal testing of SCP-420-J is no longer allowed. Junior researcher R has been identified in security footage, fleeing Site- in a stolen maintenance vehicle with an SCP …

Jul 11, 2024 · Description: SCP-4201 is the designation given to the conflict between 2 pizza parlors based in the municipality of Agloe, New York. Through unknown means, SCP-4201 …

Jan 19, 2025 · SCP Series 1 - Tales Edition - Tales associated with SCPs of this Series. 001 to 099. SCP-001 - Awaiting De-classification [Blocked] ... SCP-420 - Aggressive Skin Condition; …

Apr 25, 2020 · Test G. Hey man, we should give some of this to that guy… oh what's his name…? Oh yeah, Spanky! —Dr. M Incident DK-2337-48L: On 04/17/16, at 23:35, an excessive …

Apr 2, 2025 · This is an index of all the "joke" articles on the SCP Wiki. If you are interested in contributing a Joke SCP, keep the following in mind: Joke SCPs must be funny.

Oct 20, 2022 · SCP-421 was captured in 199 and moved to its current containment location. Since this date, reports of events similar to its attacks have been recorded. It is speculated …

All files concerning the nature of SCP-001, including the decoy/decoys, are protected by a memetic kill agent designed to immediately cause cardiac arrest in any nonauthorized …

Oct 13, 2024 · Item #: SCP-914. Object Class: Safe. Special Containment Procedures: Only personnel who submit a formal request and receive approval from site command may operate …

Incident Report ????-1-2A. Following recovery from the rubble of SCP-????-J's box's containment wing, several new locking mechanisms have appeared. Any undocumented locks …