May 26, 2014 · There is a winner for the best “religious” joke of all time. Ready? It comes courtesy of comedian Emo Philips: Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” …

Comedian Emo Philips tells a story that he says was once voted the 44 th funniest joke in the world. He says it could have been voted number one, but…it just wasn’t that funny. The story …

Feb 2, 2009 · I said, “DIE, HERETIC!’ and pushed him over the rail. I was walking in San Francisco along the Golden Gate Bridge when I saw a man about to jump off. I tried to …

Mar 15, 2025 · That Controversial 'Heretic' Movie Ending Decision Gets Official Explanation from Director Hugh Grant's terrifying plan comes to a head in Heretic's blood-soaked (albeit …

Mar 8, 2025 · Heretic's deadly ending features plenty of twists and turns that underscore the thematic throughlines of the religious horror film.

Apr 26, 2011 · The man then pushes the jumper off the bridge and screams, "Die Heretic!" Heard it - loved it then too. A sadly accurate portrayal of many denominations in the church today. …

Jan 26, 2016 · I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over." Source: http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2005/sep/29/comedy.religion. The scientist talks to God. He …

Oct 4, 2018 · I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off. In 2005, that absurd joke won a contest for funniest religious jokes from 951 submissions. They say the most humorous jokes …

The Heretic Joke: Walking across a bridge one day, one man saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So the first man ran over and said, Stop! Don't do... the joke is just …

Feb 2, 2009 · I said, “DIE HERETIC!’ and pushed him over the rail. “Teaching”; used of the content rather than the act of teaching. The Greek word may be used of the doctrines of men …