DBA Humor - SQL Studies
Category: Auditing, DBA Humor, Microsoft SQL Server, SQLServerPedia Syndication | Tags: Auditing, Humor, Microsoft SQL Server. A DBA horror story in database file extensions. 4. …
Database Jokes - 38 Hilarious Database Jokes
What do database engineers, carpenters, and FIFA have in common? They all fix tables. Three relational databases walk into a NoSql bar. They left after 5 mins.... They couldn't find a table! …
103 Hilarious Database Jokes: Unleash Your Inner Data Humor
- Why don’t databases make good sailors? They can’t handle the NULL tides.
- Why did the table go to therapy? It had too many relationships.
- Why was the database administrator kicked out of school? He kept dropping …
- What do databases and pancakes have in common? They both rely on good …
- Why was the database always getting lost? It couldn’t find its keys.
Database jokes - SQLServerCentral
Jokes are one matter that you can take a look on and smile yourself or share with a colleague. A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says "Can I join you?"
DBA jokes - SQL Server DBA
Jan 31, 2016 · Life as a DBA can get stressful, so I decided to do a quick survey of colleagues working near me, of DBA jokes they know. Some are DBA, others are network engineers and …
DBA Joke : r/ProgrammerHumor - Reddit
51 votes, 10 comments. What is the difference between God and a DBA? God doesn't think he's a DBA.. This is the only DBA joke I know. Any others?
The DBA Comics: @DBAreactions - Brent Ozar Unlimited®
Feb 3, 2013 · Our 2-Day SQL Server Class in Atlanta in May! Database administration is an unusual job because nobody understands what we do. You know how you get all frustrated …
100 SQL Jokes - Laugh Lore
Through these jokes, we’ve discovered the amusing side of SQL database administrators, their quirky queries, and the challenges they face. From clever wordplay to database-related puns, these jokes have provided a lighthearted …
NoSQL Joke and DBA humor - Real Time DBA Magic
Mar 2, 2015 · Once, a very long time ago, I told an old joke about SQL and it was a huge success (not really). This week I heard a joke that is slightly related to that joke and it made me giggle …
Funny DBA - Expert DBA Team Club Blog - orageek.com
Everybody needs some relief and mind-refreshing under heavy workload or tension-full environment. Here you can find out some good mind refreshment and mind blowing jokes for …
