Sep 28, 2022 · A Cobol programmer made so much money doing Y2K remediation that he was able to have himself cryogenically frozen when he died. One day in the future, he was …

Nov 23, 2023 · 2. Why was the COBOL programmer considered a superhero? Because he always had his cape-abilities ready to debug the code! 3. How does a COBOL programmer fix …

Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur by all the Client/Server programmers, PC repair …

Nov 10, 2022 · A COBOL programmer, tired of all the extra work and chaos caused by the impending Y2K bug, decides to have himself cryogenically frozen for a year so he can skip all …

Oct 6, 1999 · (Any COBOL programmers out there, maybe you aren't a dying breed after all. Only computer geeks like myself will probably understand this one.) There was once a COBOL …

Jul 23, 2020 · "COBOL is the best language ever." 3.7M subscribers in the ProgrammerHumor community. For anything funny related to programming and software development.

Jun 9, 2017 · Jean Sammet "Co-Designer" of COBOL died about a week ago. My assumption is the jokes are a reaction to this. COBOL is a language used for older businesses who got it …

Feb 12, 2014 · “It’s the year 9999 – and you know Cobol” To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion. A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one …

A COBOL programmer's husband asks, "Honey can you go to the store and get some milk. And if they have eggs, get a dozen." After twenty minutes she returns and flops 12 bags of milk on …

Well who's your number zero, you cheating bastard!?" Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Cause light attracts bugs. Today I made my first money as a Programmer. I sold my laptop. A …