Sep 30, 2013 · Item #: SCP-682-J Object Class: KETUR Special Containment Procedures: THE BESTEST LIZERD EVER WILL LIVE IN A BIG GLASS TANK WITH ACID SO THAT IT DOSNT GET TO BIG AND NOBODY WILL TAK TO IT BECAUS IT IS VERY TRICKY.

Oct 10, 2024 · SCP-682 begins regeneration, stating that it will attempt to kill and consume all staff involved in Event 682-E18. SCP-682 appears to now be immune to SCP-409 . Use of other SCP items to terminate SCP-682 must now first be tested on …

SCP-682 is observed to regenerate lost tissue at a rate of 85 km/h, while SCP-314 is continuing to inflict damage. [01:35:33] SCP-314 is recorded to increase its speed from 84 km/h to 254 km/h. SCP-682 begins to regenerate lost tissue at a rate of …

Apr 2, 2025 · SCP-7159-J - The Ballad of Zero Fucks Givin' Harvey; SCP-7394-J - HILARIOUS FARTING FROG CLICK NOW TO SEE; SCP-7423-J - Born to Fry; SCP-7475-J - Turbo Shark Pulverizer 6000; SCP-7560-J - Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank Gene Decray; SCP-7789-J - There are so many possible puns for this! Some are too phon-ny …

Mar 20, 2025 · Effects: Upon being exposed to SCP-729-J, SCP-187 began to vomit and froth at the mouth. SCP-187 displays rapid emotional changes, switching from screaming and babbling to squealing and cooing. SCP-187 is immediately removed.

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Mar 16, 2025 · Interpretation: SCP-3063 created a facsimile SCP-682, due to its apparent inability to kill SCP-682; what this exactly entails, and what about SCP-682 that is hampering SCP-3063’s capabilities, is unknown.

Oct 20, 2022 · Addendum 02: Because of 682's continuing resistance to being shot into the sun, a new solution has been devised: building an even bigger sun launcher, specially designed for the lizard. Rumor has it that this one might either: A) launch the bastard straight through the sun, B) launch him really hard into the sun, or C) pull the sun towards the ...

May 14, 2024 · Observers noticed that SCP-682 was able to type and communicate with SCP-079, including telling of 'personal stories' between themselves. While SCP-079 was not able to remember the encounter, it appears to have permanently stored SCP-682 into its memory, often asking to speak to him [ sic ] again.

Mar 19, 2025 · SCP-5056 Experiment and Incident Reports: 09 Jan 2025 00:00 : Experiment Log 702: 04 Jan 2025 16:15 : SCP-3922 Extended Test Logs: 19 Dec 2024 05:59 : Experiment Log 261 Ad De: 11 Dec 2024 02:04 : SCP-212 Upgrade Log: 26 Oct 2024 22:21 : Experiment Log 318: 02 Oct 2024 15:19 : Experiment Log 914: 04 Sep 2024 20:30 : SCP-1049-J Extended …