Oct 13, 2024 · Description: SCP-420 is a dirty bottle of [REDACTED]-brand whiskey with no lid; when emptied, a small amount of whiskey-like liquid (SCP-420-1) remains in the bottle, appearing as liquid adhering to the sides. This liquid pools back into a few milliliters of SCP-420-1 over time.

Jul 31, 2023 · Note: Animal testing of SCP-420-J is no longer allowed. Junior researcher R has been identified in security footage, fleeing Site- in a stolen maintenance vehicle with an SCP-420-J affected canine.

Jul 11, 2024 · Description: SCP-4201 is the designation given to the conflict between 2 pizza parlors based in the municipality of Agloe, New York. Through unknown means, SCP-4201 has escalated to extreme scale. SCP-4201 is fought with armies of …

Jan 19, 2025 · SCP Series 1 - Tales Edition - Tales associated with SCPs of this Series. 001 to 099. SCP-001 - Awaiting De-classification [Blocked] ... SCP-420 - Aggressive Skin Condition; SCP-421 - Shoal of Driftwood; SCP-422 - Patchwork Beast; SCP-423 - Self-Inserting Character; SCP-424 - Nanomimes;

Apr 25, 2020 · Test G. Hey man, we should give some of this to that guy… oh what's his name…? Oh yeah, Spanky! —Dr. M Incident DK-2337-48L: On 04/17/16, at 23:35, an excessive auditory event occurred in Interview Room 19 at Site-17. Sound pressure measurements estimate loudness in excess of 120 dB within ten meters of Interview Room 19, setting off seismic detectors around the site.

Apr 2, 2025 · This is an index of all the "joke" articles on the SCP Wiki. If you are interested in contributing a Joke SCP, keep the following in mind: Joke SCPs must be funny.

Oct 20, 2022 · SCP-421 was captured in 199 and moved to its current containment location. Since this date, reports of events similar to its attacks have been recorded. It is speculated that at least one more wild shoal still exists.

All files concerning the nature of SCP-001, including the decoy/decoys, are protected by a memetic kill agent designed to immediately cause cardiac arrest in any nonauthorized personnel attempting to access the file.

Oct 13, 2024 · Item #: SCP-914. Object Class: Safe. Special Containment Procedures: Only personnel who submit a formal request and receive approval from site command may operate 914. SCP-914 is to be kept in research cell 109-B with two guard personnel on duty at all times.

Incident Report ????-1-2A. Following recovery from the rubble of SCP-????-J's box's containment wing, several new locking mechanisms have appeared. Any undocumented locks should be immediately reported to Site-44 Director Belushi and recorded in SCP-????-J's Box's Extended Mechanism Log.