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What did the unluckiest lucky man do when he found the pill of immortality? He chocked on it. This joke may contain profanity. 🤔. One day Timmy has had enough. He is completely burned …

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Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world. Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I …

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Peter sadly shakes his head and tells him that because of his non-belief, he must be sent to Hell. The Devil greets him there and shows him where he will now spend eternity, a lovely cozy …