Mar 3, 2025 · As popular as his minions may be, Steve Carell's Felonious Gru is one of the funniest--and most quotable--characters in the Despicable Me franchise. While Despicable Me is most notable for its odd yellow creatures, the franchise's most memorable quotes all belong to Steve Carell's Felonious Gru.

Apr 1, 2025 · Gru: Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it. Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs. They go where they want to go. Gru: Unless they're dead. I'm joking! Although it is true. Anyway, have a good one.

Felonius Gru Sr., or simply Gru, is the main protagonist of Despicable Me Franchise, and is the son of Marlena Gru and the late Robert Gru. He is a former supervillain turned AVL agent and is the husband of AVL agent Lucy Wilde.

Gru from Despicable Me might be an evil mastermind, but behind that mean face, he's just as hilarious as his Minions. Here are his best Despicable Me quotes...

— Gru telling Margo that life is full of disappointments. Our first customer is a man, named Vector. — Gru telling the girls they're first delivering cookies to Vector. The recital? I am, the greatest criminal of the century! I don't go to little girls' dance recitals!

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Gru, a criminal mastermind, adopts three orphans as pawns to carry out the biggest heist in history. His life takes an unexpected turn when the little girls see the evildoer as their potential father.

Gru is a grouchy, quick-witted, and cynical former supervillain, who serves as a secret agent in order to fight other supervillains.

Gru: We have located a shrink ray in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability to pull off the true crime of the century! We... are going... to steal...

Gru’s quotes remind us of the many lessons we can glean from his character. Through humor, heart, and wisdom, he teaches us to embrace life, value our connections, and strive for growth. Each quote is a delightful reminder to appreciate our uniqueness and find joy in our adventures.