Jun 18, 2016 · Recently tried Four Loko for the first time at the insistence of a friend and was not impressed. If I'm looking for low-cost, high-proof, sugary gas station booze that properly reflects my poor life choices, there's only one option:

Sep 16, 2019 · CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Department of Physics announced today the theoretical discovery of the fifth sequence of the energy/alcohol drink Four Loko, belligerent physicists slurred at a press conference.

Nov 19, 2010 · Four Loko is bad." I dunno, at the very least, you should be concerned about the government arbitrarily limiting what you are allowed to consume. But I guess it's okay as long as it's something you don't like. I enjoy getting good and blacked out every now and then, and Four Loko is good for that. Lots of other people feel the same way.

Jan 22, 2018 · I've never seen anybody chug a four loko gold faster than this bitch. Still to this day Hood River police refuse to cooperate with her case, from when we first reported her missing to when she was found.

Sep 30, 2010 · 12% alcohol with the fruity taste of your choice WARNING: you will remember absolutely nothing in the morning, probably acted like a slut, and possibly tried to fight someone. It's a four loko thing...

Mar 12, 2011 · 12% alcohol with the fruity taste of your choice WARNING: you will remember absolutely nothing in the morning, probably acted like a slut, and possibly tried to fight someone. It's a four loko thing...

Sep 25, 2011 · Dude had running water too... he tapped into a nearby sprinkler system. Gotta give a hand to tweeker ingenuity. 12% alcohol with the fruity taste of your choice WARNING: you will remember absolutely nothing in the morning, probably acted like a slut, and possibly tried to fight someone. It's a four loko thing...

Mar 30, 2009 · 12% alcohol with the fruity taste of your choice WARNING: you will remember absolutely nothing in the morning, probably acted like a slut, and possibly tried to fight someone. It's a four loko thing...

May 15, 2011 · I bought an large external frame alice pack (sans frame) from the local surplus store. i hang out there a lot so they give me pretty dope discounts, so that's half the advice i have to offer. anyways, frames are expensive, and internal frame or frameless alice packs tend to be more expensive, in...

Dec 13, 2011 · Yeah, I was drinking a lot of four loko and mad dog and other cheap alcoholic bullshit on the road, quite often. Also, being veg isn't necessarily hard on the road, I would say, but dumpstered, scavenged, and "gas station" food lacks a well-varied substance of nutrients.