Oct 27, 2015 · Originally posted by unluckylukey: Good or bad I think we all like some humor in our games. Here are some DnD jokes that have been tabled in our games feel free to add to the list. I will add more if people respond with their own. 1) A warrior comes home very drunk from the pub with a Duck...

Apr 12, 2004 · Hello all. I've been making fairly extensive use of Tasha's Hideous Laughter with my bard in The Selgaunt Campaign and I've decided I actually want to tell jokes as I cast it. Sadly I am terrible at coming up with jokes. So here is my plea to you all: Hit me with you best in-game jokes. Give my...

Apr 3, 2004 · There was a compilation, though, of D&D jokes I saw once. You had a list of dwarven shots against the elves, and elven shots against the dwarves, labelled like "Dwarven problem with elves" or "elven problem with dwarves". And this was followed by: "To bash an elf with a dwarf: Orcish solution. There is also a reverse, yet identical, variant."

Aug 27, 2002 · Meta-jokes are good, too... things like this: A female zombie walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. After a minute, a really drunk bar patron comes over to her, leers, and says, "Dang, you're ugly, but I'll still sleep wi' ye!"

Mar 17, 2003 · I am currently playing in a campaign with a dirty, beer swilling, and gruff dwarven barbarian. I play an elf, and in turn I must make his life miserable. He is already working on getting elven jokes and I need some good or even horrible dwarven jokes to put him back in his place!

Jul 21, 2023 · That's right- spell components may have been the foremost repository of bizarre allusions and bad jokes in the D&D universe. In order to understand this, it helps to look at some of the 1e AD&D spells, the material components required, and then understand what Gygax might have been thinking with those requirements.

Mar 17, 2003 · Post all of your really good (or really bad) elf-depreciating jokes, puns, anecdotes, snappy comebacks, insults, etc. Reply log in or register to remove this ad

Apr 6, 2009 · Playing a Gnome Bard, I've been trying to think up and make a list of various quips, jokes, puns, one liners, stories, limericks and quotations. Also included could be various Pranks he can pull on his party and/or enemies. I had this idea from a prank I pulled on my party this last week in our new 4e module: PCs: Avenger, Bard, Sorcerer (I ...

Jan 1, 2018 · If you like DnD / Pathfinder related jokes then can I suggest you take a look at my website: www.PunsAndDragons.com. It is is dedicated to 'single-pane' jokes and one-liners. I add one or two per week and take pride in not taking standard jokes …

Apr 11, 2004 · One night, two guards are relieving themselves off the top of the castle wall. As they stand there, doing their business, the first guard says, "Boy, that moat water sure is cold." The second guard says, "Yeah, and it's deep, too."