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Database Administrator says they don’t know how to kill sessions. 2023-06-13 by The Public Leave a Comment. Anonymous. Filed Under: Reactions. When we clean up permissions and the users get angry. 2023-04-20 by The Public Leave a Comment. Anonymous. Filed Under: Reactions. Page 1;
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When you spend an entire day and night with angry devs breathing down your neck to fix an issue only to discover it was on their end and had nothing to do with the database. And now they want your help. (HT Anonymous) 2021-01-01 by The DBA Leave a Comment
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2020-11-16 by The DBA Leave a Comment. Filed Under: Reactions. When I suggest to the developers importing a data file into the database using SSIS is more efficient and quicker to implement than coding it in C#. 2020-11-16 by The DBA …
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2021-01-07 by The DBA Leave a Comment. Filed Under: Reactions. When one of our production applications is suddenly generating about 10x the amount of CRUD transactions (and paging me out on Saturday because of filling up our archive log file …
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2020-09-28 by The DBA Leave a Comment. Filed Under: Reactions. Detecting deadlocks. 2020-09-28 by The DBA Leave a Comment. Filed Under: Reactions. When they ask me if we can do a deployment on Saturday night. 2020-09-28 by The DBA Leave a Comment. Filed Under: Reactions « Go to Previous Page; Page 1;
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