(Jerry Zezima/TNS) Every 10 years, my internal clock, which I inadvertently swallowed while eating Jell-O, reminds me to have a colonoscopy. Unfortunately, the sulfate solution I took to wash down ...

I am calling our dynamic duo Led Zezima. That’s why, according to Sue, I have to give Robert a whole lotta love. This includes watering him, talking to him and tending to his every need, ...