Welven Da Great is a new man. Internet users have been enamored by the ‘Deez Nuts’ guy for years. Welven rose to online fame for creating the “deez nutz” response meme in a viral YouTube ...

I’m obviously kidding. Instead, what is most likely to happen is… nothing. For his part, Secretary of Deez Nuts Hegseth has blithely dismissed the entire story, calling it a “hoax.” ...