A 30-year-old groom shared on Reddit’s infamous “Am I the A–hole” forum last week that he’s locking horns with his fiancée over one particular wedding-day detail: her plan to wear her ...

And so forth, climbing up the levels of seriousness until you get to “He’s wearing ... s “really into her” — based on the fact that he just left the club wearing the model’s Jennifer ...

If you ask Madonna, though, her son has "everything." "He can put on any outfit and look swag as you know what," she told Fallon. "It's really irritating. He wears my clothes and looks better in them.