When Ashley LeBlanc’s baby is fussy, she doesn’t play “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” or even Ms. Rachel. Instead, she blasts the so-called “Dracula song.” “When I play it, he sits ...

And I'm not saying this like it's a bad thing. There are so many wonderful dumb things in this universe -- Channing Tatum and novelty hot dog toasters are perhaps the best examples. And babies ...