I’m obviously kidding. Instead, what is most likely to happen is… nothing. For his part, Secretary of Deez Nuts Hegseth has blithely dismissed the entire story, calling it a “hoax.” ...

Welven rose to online fame for creating the “deez nutz” response meme in a viral YouTube video. In that clip, he is seen on the phone asking the person on the other side to guess what he ...

The Daily Beast doesn’t normally publish a lot of cursewords in my columns, but I’m hoping they consider an exemption this week. Consider a quote from America’s Boy Scout Dad, Pete Buttigieg, a fella ...