Man, System of a Down drummer John Dolmayan truly is the only guy who knows ... and has done so using the only medium left for true patriotic outlaws: Pokémon memes that don’t really illustrate their ...

It first appeared on Facebook in January 2017, fully formed: The meme featured Mario labeled as “Phil Collins,” a famous drummer and singer from the ’70s and ’80s, Laura as “Prog,” and ...