I’m talking about seriously leveling up your bathroom with a smart toilet that has a self-cleaning bidet wand, a heated seat, and a built-in night light. Now, it costs quite a bit more than your ...

Behold the Brondell Swash Thinline T44, the best bidet seat I’ve ever sat on. And for $700, it had better be.

This unit also has a warm-air dryer, a deodorizer and an automatic wand cleaner. Brondell CleanSpa Non-Electric Handheld ...

You also get Toto’s EWater+ tech, which cleans the bowl and wand after each use. It’s everything we want out of a bidet, comes from the world’s foremost bidet brand, and it’s well-priced ...