Look, we get why Spielberg's beloved alien puppet is a piece of cinema history heading to Sotheby's auction block for an eye-watering $900,000. But holy mother of Reese's Pieces, have you seen ...

signs leading to an underground bar full of other puppets, which features drink specials titled "We Are Alone in the Universe," "Everyone Is an Alien Somewhere," and "We Are All Made of Music." ...